women have veto power over god

here in minnesota theres a phenomenon that happens because of our long drawn out winters that keep people cooped up inside with not much to do. every spring when the weather warms and people start shedding layers of clothes you start to notice quite a large number of pregnant women who obviously found ways to pass the time during the annual winter retreat indoors. well today i was eavesdropping on a conversation between a couple of child bearing gals at my office and something suddenly struck me as odd. one of the women was catholic and talking about baptism and other churchie crap that godwads blather about but then she also mentioned that she was definitely going to have an epidural. how strange. here i was thinking she was a good christian but she obviously was overlooking a huge part of church doctrine. original sin. its her duty as a woman to suffer the pain of child birth because of eves transgression in the garden of eden. but here she was planning to veto her gods ruling. obviously she is the omniscient one. by asking her anesthesiologist to inject her spine with a pain killer she is essentially saying fuck you god you cant punish me. i bet she also figured a way to avoid hell.