everybody was kung fu fighting...

i will never understand all these dorks who believe in reincarnation and past lives. what a crock of shit. why is it that they all claim to be beautiful and or famous people from recent history? everybody wants to be cleopatra, joan of arc or alexander the great. no one brags about how in a past life they were a pedophile or chicken fucker. ive also never heard anyone claim they were a caveman or the virgin mary. the next time one of these fucktards engages you and attempts to explain how they were so and so from back whenever just nod your head and listen intently. when its your turn to speak tell them about how in a past life you were a great kung fu master and then kick them in the crotch.