animal quackers
promoters of homeopathy need to be kicked in the kidneys. not just because they lack the brain function to realize what they believe in is pure shit quackery but because they are seen as being health nut wackos, they get lumped in with other people who shop at health food stores. namely people like myself. i hate going into a co-op to pick up some vegan spicy "chicken" patties and being forced to walk past the "health" and beauty care aisle. there seems to be no shortage of mental defectives wanting to sell some stupid parent a vial of oscillococcinum for their childs flu. for those of you who dont know what oscillococcinum is i will let you know. like all homeopathic pills they are made of sugar, mostly lactose. heres how its made. first at the factory they kill a duck. they then take out its liver and incubate it for 40 days. then its freeze dried and diluted in water to a "concentration" of 200c. what this means is that its diluted to a ratio of 1:100 to the 200th power. go ahead and write that huge number out. its a 1 with 400 zeros after it. to actually do this would take a container of water about 200,000,000,000 times the size of the earth. they can make the entire worlds supply of oscillococcinum from one duck. obviously being diluted that many times it remains impossible for even one molecule of the liver to end up in the sugar pills. so what homeopathic practitioners claim is that the water just remembers that the liver used to be in it and uses that memory to cure the flu. they actually say that water has a fucking memory! if this was even remotely true then when you spilled water onto the floor then it would remember the shape of your glass land with a thud in the shape of the glass from which it came. also the water would remember that before it ended up in the homeopathic factory it ran through the shower at the y.w.c.a. where a fat sweaty guy used it to wash the sweaty stink off his balls after his ride on the stationary bike. arent you glad water doesnt have a memory? i guess in the future i will write more in depth about the dangers and idiocy behind homeopathy. right now im fuming from seeing a commercial for oscillococcinum. aaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh fuck....people are uneducated and stupid!
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