public service announcement

there are things that make my blood pressure skyrocket and will definately make my ever growing list of hated things. among them are fools that close their eyes during conversation. im not talking about standard blinking. thats normal. im speaking of freaks who close their eyes for extended periods because they think it emphasizes what theyre saying. it doesnt. if you also loathe this (you definately should) here is the cure. anytime you are conversing with one of these rejects and they close their eyes, punch them in the mouth. thats it. simple. i guarantee they will stop. you would be doing a public service to future conversationalists that would otherwise be subjected to this undesirable habit.